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Olympics Demotivational Poster

LONDON 2012 -

TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am, #238062
5L because it's true!


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm, #247306
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm, #161702

OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER . . . - . . . in the 500m freestyle buffet.


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

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mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am, #238005
lol...sadly funny

WEIGHTLIFTING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: olympics beiging weightlifter
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 9:43 pm, #152890
So, what exactly did he do? I know it was the 2008 Olympics and he dropped it in the Grab n Snatch. But did it dislocate, or did he tare something, or just wrong lifting?...
CANADA - October 16, 2009, 1:00 am, #127103
because that joke is as played out as "****ting bricks"
Treehodger - October 16, 2009, 12:57 am, #127099
Omfg why does this not have more lions?! XD

I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!

SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Warming Our Hearts As Hell Warms Our Bodies.


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am, #231268
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am, #231257
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm, #227195

fav'd caveman...real nice.

EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.

TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am, #31310
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.

REDNECK OLYMPIC BIATHLON - To hell with winning a biathlon gold medal, I'm shooting dinner!

ORC OLYMPICS - Middle-Earths Orc Olympics is hereby opened


TAGS: sochi olympics fail lor ring
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 9, 2014, 5:30 am, #252796
Cancel that. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/sochiring.asp
CloudchaserS - February 9, 2014, 4:51 am, #252794
A Canadian snowboarder says he heard b***** sounds from the engineers h**el room at 3am and he saw three men leave the room, telling him to go back to his room. The engineer was later found stabbed to death.


TAGS: special olympics athletics awards
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:52 pm, #75987
Now you tell me. I came in fourth.

"SPECIAL" FORCES - Russian SPETNAZ are still recruiting members at the Olympics.... I mean Special Olympics.

TAGS: special olympics
Rating: 1.69/5

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Guest - September 20, 2009, 6:45 pm, #120059
Those are actually members of the Canadian Army
Grimfilth - May 14, 2009, 4:27 pm, #80030
yea lets make jokes about people who could kill and torture thousands without any of us noticing. navy seals, swat, or whatever special force is nothing compared to those masochistic killing machines.


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am, #161673
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am, #161672
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am, #161671
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am, #161670
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am, #161668
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am, #161667
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm, #161648
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm, #161646
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm, #161644
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161643
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161642
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm, #161641
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm, #161640
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161639
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161638
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm, #161637
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm, #161636
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm, #161634
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm, #161633
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm, #161632
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm, #161631
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm, #161630
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm, #161629
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm, #161626
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm, #161625
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm, #161624
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm, #161623
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm, #161571
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm, #161566
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!

EPIC FAIL - When your super racing bicycle can be stopped by a can

KIM, YOU SUCK! - He had a hard time making friends when he was young

OLYMPIC POLYANDRY - And China takes another gold!

TAGS: olympics polyandry humor men women husbands
Rating: 2.04/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:49 am, #69749
Polyandry! Never thought I'd see such a word used by any of these bloodclots! Nice work! BTW, *******ks, it's the opposite of Polygamy!

SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals

SMOKE RINGS - Here we see Olympic Smoke Ring sensation Yukio Takanawa with his winning tribute to Athletic Smoking

TAGS: olympics smoke ring humor smoking
Rating: 2.17/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 2:04 am, #16443
As a smoker who's unable to blow smoke rings, I approve of this moti.

SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Where football recruits 95% of its players.

SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.


TAGS: olympics steven bradbury
Rating: 1.67/5

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lolman - September 16, 2009, 11:26 pm, #118546
Who gives a f*** how you win, as long as you win.

Opportunity -

the winter games came to a halt... -

TAGS: skijump olympics
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - February 9, 2014, 7:11 am, #252797
( i couldn't get another picture to work...i know...I KNOW !!!)
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:37 am, #252768
Nah...no worries...the French military does not have a good record with Russian winters...
EmilioDumphque - February 8, 2014, 2:20 am, #252764
Russian defense of their airspace must be at a low point for a French fighter to penetrate so far!

Gold Medal -

GOLD MEDAL - Thanks, but we already have one in Hockey. Now go away! Or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

TAGS: moooooooooo the olympics and monty python shaken and stirred
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 6:09 am, #172512
Silly English Keeeenigggghhits!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 4:55 pm, #161968
Thats really, whats the word I am trying to say??? Uh yeah, CORNY!!!! It is good, but come on!!!
MustyK - March 2, 2010, 4:01 am, #161366
Classic 5l's. I see a potential Hall of Famer.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 6:35 pm, #161292
He launches the French men over the wall.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:22 pm, #161289
Kant, nipple rings in the udders get caught on the dogma
R.S.Jake - March 1, 2010, 6:18 pm, #161288
So....does he throw himself over the wall at the knights?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:11 pm, #161286
Fetche la vache!.....you silly English Knnnnnngits.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:46 pm, #161281
Your mother is a beaver and your father smells of moosemilk. 5 silly K-nighits.
MO - March 1, 2010, 1:21 pm, #161250
So much win, it's almost a sin!!
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 11:26 am, #161240
All 4 n****** too.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 11:17 am, #161237
Mooo+ I didn't know you had both your ears pierced. 5L

Colorado - The Olympics Just Aren't For Us -

CONSOLATION PRIZE! - You come in 14th in your Olympic event, so you decide to go for the Gold in Drunk and Disorderly. GOLD!

TAGS: olympics drunk disorderly gold athlete
Rating: 4.22/5

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twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:36 pm, #238280
I think his event was the "Belgian Pub Crawl."
Iconoclast - August 10, 2012, 6:25 pm, #238271
Yeah, the "Gold" was the badge on the cop who hauled you in to sleep it off.


TAGS: pig flying glasses olympics animal
Rating: 4.15/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:57 pm, #228493
looks a bit like your avatar lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:54 pm, #228492
hehe the pig is adorable xD 5l

Next Olympics -


VANCOUVER - You'll come for the Winter Olympics, but, after a few hits, forget who won.

HEY LONDON - Thanks, Atlanta Izzy can now rest easy

TAGS: olympics mascots london atlanta
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - May 23, 2010, 9:08 am, #177380
Hey, here it is.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:52 pm, #176983
"Can you make up a mascot or two for the games?" "Aye, aye Sir!"
Mongo - May 20, 2010, 12:37 pm, #176894
It's for the children! big, g** looking Cyclops monsters. The Brits have a long history of toxic fluffy's.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 11:39 am, #176893
I just saw these two...things...on the news this morning! WTF? What, are the Teletubbies making a comeback?
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:37 am, #176890
Oh god. Nice one.

BROOKE CRAIN - Pretty Girl, But Will She Stay Pretty If She Keeps Face Planting Like This?

CHICAGO LOSES BID FOR 2016 OLYMPICS - Barack+Michelle+Oprah-(millions of tax payer $$ for trip to Copenhagen) = YET ANOTHER EPIC OBAMA FAILURE :-)

TAGS: obama michelle fialure oprah olympics
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 6:59 pm, #123406
This is the epitome of ignorance. Just hate toward the POTUS. Or more pathetically, is it just Obama personally?
KDP3 - October 2, 2009, 3:32 pm, #123365
At all the money we spend on this really did demotivate me
MrRandom - October 2, 2009, 3:09 pm, #123362
North star/Tod Snyder you're well on your way to becoming another Retrochop
freestyler - October 2, 2009, 2:55 pm, #123359
How is it an Obama fail? I am sure he wanted chicago to win but he respects the actual winner.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:39 pm, #123345
Yet another garbage politifake.

DRUNKEN PRESIDENT - Sadly, it's not a new Jackie Chan Movie

TAGS: president bush drunk olympics
Rating: 2.64/5

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Roamer - August 13, 2008, 9:45 pm, #14376
Yes it is... Jackie Chan is the Master and Bush is the apprentice.

THE OLYMPICS - This is why foreigners win them.

SLOW MOTION DEATH - NBC is THAT desperate for ratings.

TAGS: luger death nbc vancouver olympics 2010
Rating: 2.33/5

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Thunderstrike - July 20, 2011, 12:05 am, #221588
I can see my house from up here!!
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 1:39 am, #158164
Hypocrisy! Todd is THAT desperate for ratings!
Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:04 pm, #158084
Let's see, 80+ mph (128+ km/h for the rest of you), minimal padding... I'm amazed more people haven't died. Just think, if he'd been going headfirst, they call THAT Suiciding.
rerun - February 14, 2010, 4:48 pm, #158052

as is Todd for attention
Derek - February 14, 2010, 4:21 pm, #158049
Poor blighter.

YOU IDIOTS. - This is the real picture.

TAGS: bush olympics flag right correct d bag
Rating: 2.25/5

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Definitely shooped - November 18, 2008, 10:48 am, #37333
No booze and not looking through caped binoculars. Has to be a bad W impersonator. He better does his research next time.
bhaalgorn - November 18, 2008, 9:55 am, #37320
you looked shooped to me too.
- - August 22, 2008, 2:30 am, #16028
Looks shooped to me...

WTF - I'm really starting to like CHINA's chances for track and feild In the summer "OLYMPICS"

WTF - C'mon Dargeants!! Those "LOLLI-POPS!" were for the kids at the orphanage!!

HOLD IT FOLKS, HOLD IT - WE HAVE A WORLDS RECORD THREE CUPS Dimitri Has Managed To Bring The Gold Home To Mother Russia

TAGS: olympics
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 3:29 pm, #138863
Hilarious! 1L

BEATNIK ROBO MAO - and his Beijing Olympic Action Squad!

TAGS: olympics china chuck norris sonic hedgehog mao
Rating: 1.83/5

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Haze - December 10, 2008, 2:44 pm, #43360
Haha this is win!
Agamemnon218 - August 18, 2008, 12:38 pm, #15214
Very bizaare, but I like it.

EPIC OLYMPIC FAILURE - The reason to buy a Mac.

TAGS: epic fail olympic olympics
Rating: 1.76/5
Zagato - April 13, 2010, 2:22 am, #171000
see post #94147 to understand why mac sucks
Eh? - March 10, 2009, 5:47 pm, #64913
Na, more a reason to switch to linux.
Lloyd - August 23, 2008, 7:50 am, #16331
Yeah! Atleast with Mac you get a colourful spinning wheel!

WINTER OLYMPICS - The openng Ceramony, it needed more Samurai Swords, and less Zombie Snowmen. I'm just throwing it out there BRO!

FAIL - What, too soon?

TAGS: georgian fail olympics
Rating: 1.21/5

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rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:41 pm, #158261

this poster doesn't warrant a vote, too bad there is a no lion option.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:38 pm, #158258
lordcaedus, grow up... Thumper, your heart was in the right place. TTH is right, but it's still not acceptable when the only other motifake you've posted is a bigger disaster than the one depicted in this one.
Thumper17 - February 15, 2010, 7:33 pm, #158257
You knew it was coming sooner or later.
lordcaedus - February 15, 2010, 3:36 pm, #158226
Nothing scared is one thing. Showing a man a second before he tragically dies, and making a joke out of it? Not cool. You need some professional help.
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 1:32 am, #158162
Nothing is sacred on motifake. But I still gave you 1Lion you classy bastard.